Meanwhile, in the world of twitter: #NameYourJunkAfterAGame is a hashtag that’s exactly what it sounds like. It’s currently trending on twitter and oh boy, what a time it is to be alive.
If you could name your junk after a game, one game, what game would you pick? Go on, don’t be shy! Women and men alike can join in.
A few choice picks from twitter…
#NameYourJunkAfterAGame Metal Gear Rising
— Kevin M (@KevinIsHuman) January 17, 2015
I guess someone had to make the obvious joke…
#NameYourJunkAfterAGame I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
— Social Justice HK-47 (@UnseenPerfidy) January 17, 2015
I don’t know whether or not we should be aroused or unsettled.
I’m going with both.
GTA V for PC, because it's taking so long to come. #NameYourJunkAfterAGame
— Jeeves Williams (@jeeveswilliams) January 17, 2015
I’m surprised Half-Life 3 wasn’t the more obvious option.
#NameYourJunkAfterAGame Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.
— Gaming Pixie (@GamingPixie) January 17, 2015
I’m never going to look at Solid Snake the same way ever again.
Couldn't resist… #NameYourJunkAfterAGame Kid Icarus: Uprising
— Chuggaaconroy (@chuggaaconroy) January 17, 2015
Again, another obvious one. But bonus points for tainting a beloved Nintendo franchise.
#NameYourJunkAfterAGame Hungry hippo! No wait. Hang on. Let me go again.
— Effi Mai (@EffiMai) January 17, 2015
Triple points for forever ruining one of my favorite board games.
What I don’t get is that Hungry Hungry Hippo is a game where 4 open-mawed hippos fight over a large cluster of balls.
I…I don’t want to dwell on this for too long.
#NameYourJunkAfterAGame Monopoly cause ain't no man ever got me to finish
— Vanessa (@VanessaVFehn) January 17, 2015
The sheer level of sass alone warrants a mention for this tweet.
Although if you really wanted an overly long board game – Monopoly barely compares to literally anything by Fantasy Flight Games. But I digress. The hashtag is currently trending and probably won’t stop any time soon. Oh and before you ask, I’d have to go with “The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword”
Would you #NameYourJunkAfterAGame? Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments.